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Donald Trump, Cristiano Ronaldo, and Macaulay Culkin all die and visit God...

And God says "I can't decide whether to send you guys to heaven or hell. So I'm going to test you. I'll let you return to earth, but each of you have to promise to give up something that you love the most. However, if you break your promise you'll go to hell"

Macaulay Culkin gives up pizza. ...

Why is Kevin Malone's son named Ho?

He's a big fan of a Macaulay Culkin movie.

What would you call Macaulay Culkin if he was black?

Homie alone

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