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Katniss Jokes

I formed a new musical group called Katniss...

It's a tribute band.

I met Katniss and Peeta yesterday.

I asked them, “so you two are a couple right?”
They responded with a simple yes.
So I asked another question: “so because you’re a couple, what’s your ship name? Let me guess... Katta? Or I know! Peeniss!”

What do you call Legolas, Robin Hood, and Katniss Everdeen when they’re leaving?

Dep-archers

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If Katniss and Peta from the Hunger Games had a ship

Would it be KatPee? Or Penis?

What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

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Dad told me this one

This guy went Christmas shopping for his daughter. She said she wanted a Barbie. Typical right? Well he went to the toy store and went looking for a couple Barbies. He grabbed the Malibu Barbie, Katniss Barbie and the holland Barbie. As he was leaving the isle he saw a divorce Barbie. It had a $299 ...

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