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Jeff Goldblum Jokes

If you can say nothing else about Jeff Goldblum, you can say this.....

He's pretty fly for a white guy.

Jeff Goldblum, William Shatner, and Christopher Walken walk into a bar...

*dramatic pause*

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Jeff Goldblum is a given a chance to go back to Jurassic Park

Against all advice he decides to go and is airdropped from a plane on the island. On his way down he gets awe struck by the beauty of it all and forgets to chute till it's too late.

Luckily he ends up landing on something soft and squishy. After a brief moment of relief he realizes he's stuck...

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