What does Christopher Walken say to the driver that almost ran him over?

“Hey, I’m Walken ‘ere”

Christopher Walken has never had a problem getting a haircut appointment.

His barber doesn’t have a problem with walk-ins.

What's the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeve

If Christopher Walken gets an incurable and fatal disease...

Would that make him a dead man Walken?

If Albert Finney and Christopher Walken had a kid, he'd have quite a strut.

Cuz he'd be Walken Finney.

(bad taste) What's the opposite of Christopher Walkens?

Christopher Reeves

Jeff Goldblum, William Shatner, and Christopher Walken walk into a bar...

*dramatic pause*

Who's faster than Christopher Walken?

Christopher Runnen

Who's slower?

Christopher Crawlen

What's better than Chrisopher Walken?

Ted Danson.

Christopher Walken really wanted new shoes so he went to the shoe store.

He browsed the whole store until he came across a pair of boots. They were nicely made with gray leather and he really liked them but he preferred black boots. He asked the store manager if they sold them in black but unfortunately they did not. Christopher was disappointed and was going to leave th...

There should be a holiday episode of Man vs Wild with Christopher Walken

It would be called Walken in a winter wonderland!

Christopher Museum

I was walking through the Christopher museum and the tour guide was showing me some of the exhibits.

He said this hat was worn by Colombus, these gloves were owned by Nolan,

and these boots are made for Walken

A man visited a movie studio and was browsing the wardrobe archives.

He asked a costume designer which were her favourite pieces.

“Well, that shirt there was worn by Pacino. That jacket was put together for De Niro. And these boots were made for Walken.”

Christopher Reeves went to the cobbler to pick up a pair of boots he was having custom made...

...he asked the cobbler if the pair he was working on was his to which the cobbler replied, "No, wrong Christopher. These boots were made for Walken."

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NSFW There's a new porn star , she only does hardcore butt stuff...

Ginger Lee Walken

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken.

(Not sure if it's a repost, but I don't think I've seen it posted here.)

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It's dress rehearsal time on the set of Saturday Night Live.

A new intern, having been hired for one episode, arrives at NBC's studios, excited as can be.

He heads to the front of the set and is directed into a closet to get suited up for practising an SNL sketch.

He chooses a suitable suit, pair of pants and buttons himself up. At last he comes...

Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes?

In the Walken closet.

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