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Imaginary Friends Jokes

When I was a child I had many imaginary friends.

They were real people... I just imagined they were my friends.

What do you call adults with imaginary friends?

Religious

Are you tired of only having imaginary friends?

Just multiply them by the square root of negative one. Then you'll have real friends!

A behavioral scientist confronts her lab's receptionist:

'For the last time, I'm analyzing simulated populations. Not "playing with my imaginary friends"!'

(Shamelessly plagiarized from New Scientist)

I'm not upset

It's fine that my imaginary friends decided to go see a movie and not invite me. We don't have to do everything together. But why couldn't they walk or take the bus instead of borrowing my car?

ln(x) is hosting a calculus party....

and all the functions are invited. Some of them are radical, at least 1/3 of them are rational, and like all parties, there are a few odd ones talking to their imaginary friends. Amidst all of this revelry, ln(x) is talking to some trig functions, when he sees his friend e^x sulking in a corner.
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