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Hus Jokes

Hus: I got a package with bullets and arabic note today

Wife: Idiot! These are suppositories and the note from doctor.

What do you call a group of married rockstars?

A hus-band

Three of my favorite bar jokes. Kinda old probably.

1. Horse walks into a bar and the bar tender ask " why the long face"

2. Horse walks into a bar and orders a martini bar tender brings him one and starts to walk away. The horse says wait can I please have a olive in this. Bartender puts a olive in and the horse drinks it and eats the olive ...
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