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Hungry I Jokes

I'm so hungry I could eat my watch.

But that would be time consuming

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Yesterday I got so hungry I ate my trousers.

An hour later I shit my pants..

I would never go hungry if I got stranded on a beach

Because of all of the sand which is there

What did the gnat say when it hadn’t eaten in a while?

“I’m so hungry I could eat a horsefly.”

Three dogs were talking about their lives.

The Swiss dog said, “When I’m hungry I bark and my owners bring me meat.”

The Ethiopian dog said, “What is meat?”

The North Korean dog said, “What is bark?”

Hope this one lands with yah.

Me, dad I’m hungry
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Dad, hi hungry I’m Austria let’s form an Empire

A dangerous pun...

Two Mexicans got lost in the desert.

Juan says to Miguel.

'look, Miguel, it is a bacon tree!'

'Don't be silly Juan it is a mirage, do not waste your energy!'

'miguel, I am so thirsty and hungry I must go and investigate,'

As Juan approaches two men jump out and sho...

My wife had just given birth to our first.

As I held my daughter in my arms for the first time, pride welled up inside me but there was something else as well that I couldn't place. After a time she looked up at me and started to cry. Confused, I looked to my wife.

She smiled knowingly saying, "I think she's hungry."

It was in ...

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