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At first, I wasn't embarrassed about the way I broke my arm

But I heard the doctors calling it a "humerus fracture"

An ER doc walks into a patient's room to find a woman in bed simultaneously crying and laughing hysterically.

Her husband explains that she fell getting out of the shower and immediately began laughing and crying. The doctor examined her and turns to her husband.

"It's just as I suspected. She has a humerus fracture."

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