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Hovis Jokes

I went to the Zoo the other day

and there was a loaf of Hovis in the Lion enclosure - so I went up to the zookeeper and said "What's that doing in there?"

and he said "That? That's bread in captivity"

A toast to Dad jokes...

Two women knocked at my door and asked what bread I ate.


I said white and they gave me a lecture on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes.


I think they were those Hovis Witnesses.

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