This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

This one time I got my dick stuck in the hole of a DVD of a Pixar film about an old man who made his house fly with balloons

I guess itโ€™s pretty apparent how badly I screwed Up

What do you call an insect that is into electronic music?

A house fly.

This joke may contain profanity. ๐Ÿค”

Eat shit and die

Is a reasonable to-do list for day 28 in the life of a house fly

somethings are wrongly named like "housefly"

it can't even lift up a window, how the hell it supposed to make my house fly ?

My psychiatrist told me to phrase my sentences better.

Says the doctor who can't see a house fly above her head.

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