The gun fight between the turtles and tortoises was barbaric!

Empty shells everywhere.

A soldier got injured in a gun fight...

... and kept screaming "medic". The other soldiers took him to the medical tent but he kept screaming "medic". The medic finally arrived and asked him what was wrong and the soldier kept saying "medic". After a few minutes of inspecting the soldier below the waist, he realized that the soldier wasn'...

People always say don’t bring a knife to a gun fight..

I don’t know, I always thought the person with the knife has the edge.

A man arrived to a gun fight with nothing other than a pencil and paper.

He then proceeded to draw his weapon.

What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?

One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.

Never bring a knife to a gun fight...

Unless you're John Wick, in that case bring a pencil.

One Finn

A large group of Russian soldiers in the border area in 1939 are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill: "One Finnish soldier is better than ten Russian". The Russian commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill where Upon a gun-battle breaks out and con...

A Russian enters a bar full of Turkish people.

He's wearing a t-shirt with bright lettering "Turkish got 3 problems."

Just a few seconds later the Turkishs oppose him and say "Hey, yopu know what you're wearing is insulting?"
The russian responds: "This is your first problem: You're so easily offended."

The Turkish respond: "Oka...

A Kalashnikov walks into a BAR

Then they had a gun fight.

A Taliban commander is walking through the mountains with his troops..

Everything is calm and then from behind hill comes a voice "one SAS solider is better than 10 of your men." Excited at the thought of taking out an SAS member, the commander sends 10 of his troops over the hill. After a short period of gun fighting, silence falls. And then again, from behind the hil...

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