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The cowboy preacher

A cowboy preacher walks into a bar and orders a sasparilla. "So tell me a little about your cowboy church," the bartender says. "Like do the cowboys believe in heaven and hell or what?" "Well we do believe in life after death," the cowboy preacher says. "We call it reintarnation."

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other

"You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.  "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."  Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child,...

2 Cowboys are stranded in the desert.

They keep pushing on and on until they see a tree.
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This tree in particular looked like a bacon tree.
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“We’re saved” exclaimed the cowboys.
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They rushed towards the tree and where quickly shot down.
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It wasn’t a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.
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I was not aware ...

Did you hear the Cowboys had a touchdown in Philadelphia yesterday?

It was at the airport!

Did you hear about the cowboys who deny robbing the glue factory?

They're sticking to their guns.

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