A Chinese spy wearing a tuxedo walks into a Russian bar.
He says to the bartender, “The name is Wong. Li Wong. I’ll have a martini. Shaken, not stirred.”
“Gin or vodka?” Asks the bartender.
“Surprise me.” Replies Li.
The bartender makes the martini, gives it to Li and says, “If you can guess the name of the alcohol, it’s on th...