Gehrig Jokes - 5 Hilarious Gehrig Jokes

I told the bartender I'll have a Lou Gehrig's Disease.

It's a tall glass of tequila. You drink half of it, stand up to make a speech, drink the second half of it, and you're dead.

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Doctor, "Well, I have good news and I have bad news..."

Lou Gehrig, "Whats the good news?"

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The biggest coincidence of all time

has to be that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease.

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A guy walks into a bar with a dog and the bartender says "No pets allowed!"

The guy says "This isn't a pet, he's my friend and he can talk."

The bartender is skeptical and demands the guy proves it.

The guy asks the dog "What's the opposite of 'soft'?" The dog replies "Rough!"

The bartender remains skeptical and asks for more proof.

The guy asks ...

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Ed Zachary disease

A lady visits her doctor (Asian) and tells him she just can't get any sex.

The doctor tells her to take off all of her clothes and crawl from one side of the room and back

The lady thinks "this is pretty odd, but he's the doctor..." Strips down, and begins to crawl

As she reach...

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