A new widow is talking to the funeral director

She says, "Lying over there is my John, God rest his soul. And he's laid out in his favorite brown suit. I kept my promise to send him here with that suit, but he looks awful in brown."

"Here's $200. I want you to get him a blue suit for the viewing and funeral."

The undertaker says he...

Today I passed my exams to be a funeral director

Shame it's a dying trade

Why do funeral directors hold most services before 12 pm?

Because they're mourning people.

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Today I overheard a group of funeral directors bragging about their cars.

Mostly they were arguing about who has the most hearse power.

What is the busiest industry in the World?

Funeral Directors.

And they say it's a dying trade?

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