I can't understand how funeral directors have raised the price of funerals....
By blaming it on the cost of living!
A new widow is talking to the funeral director
She says, "Lying over there is my John, God rest his soul. And he's laid out in his favorite brown suit. I kept my promise to send him here with that suit, but he looks awful in brown."
"Here's $200. I want you to get him a blue suit for the viewing and funeral."
The undertaker says he...
Why do funeral directors hold most services before 12 pm?
Because they're mourning people.
Today I passed my exams to be a funeral director
Shame it's a dying trade
Walking past the funeral directors.
I was walking past the funeral directors the other day, and I looked in, and was shocked to see a large, hairy elephant in a black suit showing a family a head stone.
I thought to myself "That's a mammoth undertaking."
What is the busiest industry in the World?
Funeral Directors.
And they say it's a dying trade?
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