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French Tanks Jokes

Why do french tanks have rearway mirrors?

So the drivers could see the battlefield.

How are French tanks unique?

They go faster in reverse than forward.

Fun fact: French tanks in WWII had rear-veiw mirrors.

This allows them to see the frontline too.

The new French tanks have 14 gears...

13 to go in reverse and 1 to go in forward in-case the enemy attacks from behind.

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My doctor gave me 6 months, so I shot him.

## The judge gave me 60 years!


 

 

 


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I'm not sure why I would want to play a game where I could only drive in reverse.

French tanks have 6 gears for going backwards and only 1 gear for going forward

In case they get attacked from behind

Analysis of the tanks is as follows:

American tanks are more effective, however can be spotted easily due to the usage of Fortunate Son whenever a hatch opens.

However, Russian tanks are silent. This is not intentional, as they ran out of fuel.

French tanks have a speed faster in reverse than in forwards.

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My favorite French Army Jokes

**Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?**

To see the battle


**Why do French tanks have 6 gears?**

5 for reverse, 1 for forward during parades


**Why do French boats have glass bottoms?**

So they can see the rest of their boats


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