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Flying Pig Jokes

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig.

The F

What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?

Ones a heated yam, and ones a yeeted ham.

What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?

The letter "F".



Edit: *To everyone making jokes in the comments comparing politicians to pigs, please stop.
It's really offensive and disrespectful. Pigs are not all that bad.*

What’s the difference between flying pigs and honest politicians?

There actually was a time when Swine Flu.

I saw a flying pig! He was coughing and sneezing though, so I killed him.

After all, the swine flu!

Have you heard that Texas froze over?

Now we've just got to wait for the flying pigs.

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