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Fire Drill Jokes

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My teacher asked me what steps to take in the event of a fire drill

Apparently “fuckin’ large ones” was not the correct answer

We had a fire drill at the sperm bank today...

But everyone gathered in the car park before the alarm went of, it was a premature evacuation

"Why is the alarm in the office going off, boss?" "It's a fire drill...

"You're all getting fired!"

Why are hens so good at fire drills?

They always know where to egg sit.

What is it called when you leave your office building well before the fire drill begins?

Premature evacuation

I made it into my school’s honor band, and we had to try on suits to see which ones fit.

I went late in the order, and my suit didn’t fit, so I had to change into a different suit. That one fit, so I went to the bathroom to change out of it. In between taking my dress pants off and putting my regular pants off there was a fire drill.

It really caught me with my pants down.
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