My teacher asked me what steps to take in the event of a fire drill
Apparently “fuckin’ large ones” was not the correct answer
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We had a fire drill at the sperm bank today...
But everyone gathered in the car park before the alarm went of, it was a premature evacuation
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Why are hens so good at fire drills?
They always know where to egg sit.
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"Why is the alarm in the office going off, boss?" "It's a fire drill...
"You're all getting fired!"
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What is it called when you leave your office building well before the fire drill begins?
Premature evacuation
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I made it into my school’s honor band, and we had to try on suits to see which ones fit.
I went late in the order, and my suit didn’t fit, so I had to change into a different suit. That one fit, so I went to the bathroom to change out of it. In between taking my dress pants off and putting my regular pants off there was a fire drill.
It really caught me with my pants down.
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