Fertility Clinic Jokes - 9 Hilarious Fertility Clinic Jokes

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I went to the fertility clinic today...

The nurse asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup...

I said, "I'm good but I'm not ready to compete in a tournament yet"

A sign at the fertility clinic.

Please wait to be seeded.

Did you hear about the communist couple that went to a fertility clinic?

They wanted to seize the means of reproduction.

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A man and a woman are at a fertility clinic...

They had been trying to conceive unsuccessfully for several months. As the results were coming in the husband was consoling his crying wife and told her, "If this turns out to be a problem with you I promise me you wont be mad at yourself, because I wont."
The wife says " I promise, and if this t...

A husband and wife are trying to have a baby

After many attempts and what seems like an endless number of trips to the doctor and fertility clinic they meet with the doctor who tells them, "I do not think you will be able to have children."

The wife is overcome with emotion and her husband consoles her saying, "Inconceivable."

Th...

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An old man and his wife want to have a baby...

So they go to the fertility doctor. The doctor tells them to collect a semen sample, and gives them a little jar for the specimen.

A few days later, the exasperated couples return to the fertility clinic.

The doctor notices that the jar is empty, and asks why they didn’t collect the ...

There was an old couple who wanted to have a child.

They went to a fertility clinic, and the doctor told them it was probably impossible, but they should still test. He handed the old man a jar and pointed to a bathroom down a hall. An hour later, they came out, wheezing and panting.
The old man says, “I tried with my right hand, and my left, but...

3 engineers are debating what kind of engineer God is

The first, a mechanical engineer, says, "He must be a mechanical engineer. Just think about a pitcher throwing a baseball 100mph, the forces are unreal. God has to be a mechanical engineer."

The second, an electrical engineer, says "No way, he has to be an electrical engineer. Just look at th...

An expecting father

John was always a loving husband. For years he was constantly on beck and call. He never strayed from his wife Marla and Marla adored John. For years and years John and Marla attempted to have children. They went to fertility clinics, they sought guidance from multiple specialists, and even tried al...

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