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So Joe had these headaches...

The doctor said, "Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine, and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to rem...

Irish Divorce

The mother-in-law arrives home from the shops to find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly packing his suitcase. "What happened Paddy?" she asks anxiously.

“What happened?? I'll tell you what happened! I sent an e-mail to my wife telling her I was coming home today from my fi...

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My mum told me this Christmas joke a little late/early today

A little boy goes to visit Santa at the shopping mall. He sits on his lap and Santa says "Hello little boy, I bet I can guess yout name!", he had previously spoke to the boys mum and he says "Your name is T-O-M-M-Y, Tommy!", tapping on the boys nose with every letter of his name. The little boy says...

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