A blonde got tired of "dumb blonde jokes" so she dyed her hair
As she was driving down some country road she notices a shepherd with his flock. She stops the car and approaches. "Excuse me sir." she says "If I guess how many sheep are in your flock can I have one?" Shepherd thinks it over and thinks she'll never get the number right, as it was a decent sized fl...
My wife hired this nice older woman to help deliver our baby at home, but she showed up to the house in a convertible and with dyed hair.
I think she's going through a midwife crisis.
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