"It’s really hot outside," a husband tells his wife, staring out the front window.
"What do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn naked?" he asks jokingly. The wife replies without looking up from the morning paper, "They’ll probably think I married you for the money."
Holy Mackerel! It's so hot out here today...
I just heard a tree trunk whistle for a dog...
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