A farmer had a problem; His hogs were not mating. At the feed store he ran into the local veterinarian and
asked for advice. The vet said, “Farmer Heffelfinger here had that same issue and managed to resolve it himself by artificial insemination”. The farmer, not knowing exactly what that term meant asked how he will know if it has worked. “Well, they’l be real sleepy the next day”. Back on t...
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An aspiring oil tycoon's oil rig catches fire...
A company immediately shows up to the scene and offers to extinguish the fire and repair his oil rig for $100,000,000. The oil tycoon says, "Hell, at $100,000,000 I'll let the damn thing burn itself out and retire on what I've already made". The next day another company shows up at his door offering...
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