UPJOKE
liepsychopathymental disorderstressguiltmoneypowercopingempathyrubricicd-10adhd

Compulsive Liar Jokes

Teacher: I’m your son’s teacher and I’m calling to tell you that he may be a compulsive liar.

Woman: And a damn good one. I don’t have any sons.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The compulsive liar goes to the doctor

Patient: "Doctor I'm constipated! I haven't been to the bathroom for 10 whole weeks!"

Doctor: "I think you are full of shit!"

Patient: "That's what I'm saying!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A corrupt guy, a sex offender, a racist, a compulsive liar, an idiot and a terrible business man all walk into a golf course...

Welcome back Mr. President said the door man.

me : im a compulsive liar

friend: really?

me: no

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

My doctor just told me I’m a compulsive liar

Then she gave me a blowjob before I left.

Friend of mine told me he is a compulsive liar.

Don't believe he is telling me the truth.

My girlfriend says I'm a fantasist and a compulsive liar.

That's a bit rich coming from someone who doesn't exist.

My name is John and I have been sober for 3 months

John: My name is John and I have been sober for 3 months

Susan: But John, this therapy group is for compulsive liars

John: Thank God because I'm drunk as hell.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A patient walks into a therapist's office.

The patient says "You would not believe the week I've had".

The doctor says "No. You're a compulsive liar, that's why you're here."

I was born handsome, charming witty and wise

I'm also a compulsive liar, but I think it evens out.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The Perfect Man

So one day, a man is sitting at work with his co-worker:

Man: I'm really happy with life right now. Kids are doing great in school, wife loves me and puts out every night, and my doctor says I'm the picture of perfect health.

Co-worker: Wow! That sounds so great! Is there anything wr...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

An Englishman meets a Welshman.....

Englishman: "Is that your dog?"

Welshman: "Yep"

Englishman: "Mind if I speak to him?"

Welshman: "I mean he won't talk back but go ahead!!"

Englishman: "Hey Dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "I'm doing alright!!"

Welshman: (Shocked)

Englishman: "Is this you...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.