Colored Pencil Jokes - 4 Hilarious Colored Pencil Jokes

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Why did the redneck get colored pencils before he got his flu shot?

He heard that vaccines can make you artistic.

I hate colored pencils.

I'd rather dye than use them.

I had to get my blood drawn at the doctors office the other day

And the nurse didn’t even bring her colored pencils.

The pencil sharpeners at my school are racist.

They have signs next to them that say “No Colored Pencils”.

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