Chill Pill Jokes - 4 Hilarious Chill Pill Jokes

What's the medical term for a chill pill?

A relaxative

A man walks into a bar.

The bartender yells from the back, “Hey, how can I help you!!!!”

The customer said, “take a chill pill”

“Ok, Mr Cosby, I’ll get right on that.”

A 16 year old blonde is dinning with her parents

Blonde: Oh by the way I´m pregnant

Parents (simultaneously): You´re WHAT!?!

Blonde: Geez relax and eat a chill pill, I´m not even sure it´s mine

Soo.... baltimore.

Probably not the best idea to burn down a cvs pharmacy. The entire city needs a chill pill.

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