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Chicken Or The Egg Jokes

My friend is convinced there's no way of knowing whether the chicken or the egg came first.

He's a real eggnostic, that one.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

I have to say it was probably the rooster!

I asked my wife, “Which came first, the chicken or the egg?”

Without hesitation, she sighed and said, “The Rooster did. The rooster always comes first.”

Chicken or the egg

I went out dressed like a chicken last night... ... and I met a girl who was dressed like an egg. One thing led to another and the lifelong question was answered: it was the chicken.

Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

Who cares, as long as they both enjoyed themselves. That's all that matters. It's not a competition. Geez.

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

I don’t know much about chickens but I know they’re female so they definitely didn’t come first.

The Chicken or The Egg

A chicken and an egg are laying in bed.

The chicken is smoking a cigarette.

The egg rolls over in satisfaction and says, "Well, I guess we answered that question."

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The chicken of course, an egg cannot cum!

Made this up in my sleep sorry if offends any egg lovers..

I can't believe people are still asking each other "Who came first, the chicken or the egg"

It was obviously the rooster

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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

The Cock .... Thank you, thank you... What's that? The door's this way, have a wonderful night.

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What came first the Chicken or the Egg?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken takes out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, pissed off, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and pulls the blanket over him and says, "I guess we answered that question!"

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Humans' ability to classify living organisms.

Chicken or egg?

One morning at breakfast I tried to engage my two daughters in a little metaphysical thinking.
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" I asked.
My six year old said, "There had to be a chicken to lay an egg?"
I pushed her: "But didn't there have to be an egg for the first chicken to hat...

How to ruin your kids day

A dad says to his two teenage kids at breakfast, "which came first, the chicken or the egg?"

The son responds, "I don't know, I've heard arguments for both and can't decide." The daughter says, "I think it was the egg Dad, because you can't get a chicken without an egg!"

The dad hesit...

Which do you want me to bring in first?

Yesterday my parents are preparing dinner and my mom wanted me to get the chicken. When she opens the fridge and notices the egg carton is empty, she ask me to get the eggs as well. So then I asked her...

"Which one do you want me to bring in first, the chicken or the egg?"

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A philosopher died and went to heaven...

...and God told him "Ask me any question in the world, and I will answer it. But only one, I'm a very busy God"
The man thought for a second and asked "What came first, the chicken or the egg?"
God replied "How the fuck do you get an egg to come?"

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