I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know.

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A chicken and egg are furiously having sex.

The chicken climaxes, rolls over and starts smoking a cigarette. "Well I guess that settles *that*,"she says.

Chicken and Egg

A woman, at the psychiatrist office, was concerned that her elderly father acted like a chicken.

The doctor asked how long has this been going on?

She replied, " oh about three years."

The doctor asked, "what took you so long to tell me?"

"We needed the eggs." she said...

Chicken and egg check in to the motel

Know this one?

They get busy, then kick back. Egg lights up a cigarette. Chicken says, 'Well that settles that.'

What do you call a family meal?

Chicken and eggs

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