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Cheese Grater Jokes

Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as...

"The most violent book I have ever read"

I have just bought myself a new cheese grater

Must say, grate things came out of this.

(edit - sorry for the cheesy joke)

What did Trump do with the broken cheese grater?

He made it grate again

I put my backup cheese grater in a glass box.

I'll break the glass in Queso-mergency

When Life gives you a cheese grater...

You hold it up and say, 'Life's grate'.

I’ve got to get into shape for my new job as a cheese grater.

I’ve got to get shredded.

Thanks to the innovative and powerful cheese grater design of the new mac pro...

...People can finally become Mac Cook Pros

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I spent £96 on eBay today to buy a cheese grater once owned by Hitler and Saddam Hussein.

It was the grater of two evils.

What do you get when you cross a cheese grater with a giraffe?

A ban from the zoo.

What’s giggling, red, and gets smaller by the minute?

A masochist with a cheese grater

A child was doing some dishes

A child, around 11 years old, was doing dishes.

His parents were talking in the kitchen when they noticed him furiously scrubbing at the cheese grater.

"What's the matter, James?" His mother sweetly asked. James only scrubbed harder.

'Can't...get this cheese...off...'

His...

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A blind guy gets into the kitchen, ...

... randomly picks up a cheese grater, and yells:

"Who the fuck wrote this gibberish!?"

Met this girl on tinder

She told me she's into getting cut, demeaned and she's also into food.

I told her I have a cheese grater waiting for my dirty little Munster

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