During WWII, the German and Italian General were standing on a cliff in Northern France, watching as the Allied Troop carrier ships were approaching the coast.
The German General yelled,
\- “Capitan, bring me my red coat.”
The surprised Italian General said,
\- “But a w...
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The pope is in Mexico visiting. He lowers the partition and kindly asks if he can drive.....
Driver: Excuse me your excellency?
Pope: I said, would you mind if I drive today?
Driver: B..bu...but, sir I will most certainly loose my job if I did that.
Pope: In all these years I have never driven. I used to enjoy driving so very much. I promise, you will not loose your...
An illusionist was employed to entertain the guests of a cruise ship.
He had a handful of good tricks he performed quite well and because there was a new audience every other week or so, he didn't have to worry about coming up with new ones. The trouble came when the Captain's talking parrot, after watching the same show time and time again, started to figure the tric...
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