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You might not agree with or even believe the claims of the Canadian prime minister

It's Trudau.

I heard a rumour about the Canadian Prime Minister

Not sure if it’s Trudeau.

Update 1: There are some rumours that are Justin.

Some people say the Canadian prime minister does not like dressing up like a black person.

But it's Trudeau.

Did you hear that Donald Trump claimed the Canadian Prime Minister uttered a falsehood?

It was Trudeau

My friend thinks the Canadian prime minister does not know quantum physics.

I know it's trudeau.

Did you hear about the Canadian Prime Ministers defenestration fetish?

He'll throw you Trudeau's windows.

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A Soldier's True Mettle

Canada, Mexico and The USA decide to test their three best soldiers in the ultimate test of a soldier's ability to deal with extreme situations. Each man is given a gun, placed in front of a door and told to walk in and kill whoever is in the room. With a deep breath, each walks in.

After 5 ...

Each Man Gets One Wish...

Steve Bannon, Donald Trump, and Justin Trudeau are walking along the path outside the Ottawa Parliament, when they come across a lantern in their path. Upon picking it up, a a cloud of smoke appears, and when it clears, to their amazement, there's a Genie!

The Genie says, "As there are three ...

Building that wall

The leaders of all the countries of the north and south American continant get together to discuss world problems and see what they can do to improve the world. After a long hard day President Donald Trump decides to go on a walk to think about what has been achieved, he is soon joined by the Prime ...

I'm in love

Guys I'm in love with the Canadian Prime Minister, they say he's the best. I wonder if it's Trudeau

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