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Ladies call me Little Caesars

Because I got hella bread and low quality meat

What do a hooker and Little Caesars have in common?

They're Hot and Ready.

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.





...I'll see myself out.

How do Mexicans cut their pizza?

With little Caesars.

Credit goes to Burnie Burns who told this joke on a podcast.

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