Self Absorbed Jokes - 5 Hilarious Self Absorbed Jokes

Which US State is the most self absorbed?

Maine. It's always so "ME ME ME".

I once knew an arrogant sponge.

he was very self absorbed.

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How are Trump and a diaper the same?

Both are self absorbed and full of shit.

When I refused to buy her concert tickets for the weekend, my 15 year old daughter broke down and threatened to cry a river.

I told her to go ahead, but remember that she's so self absorbed the tears won't even make it to her cheeks.

My costume is a bunch of sponges pinned to my shirt

I’m self absorbed

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