Bob Newhart Jokes - 4 Hilarious Bob Newhart Jokes

I don’t like country music ...

but I don't mean to denigrate those who do.

And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'.

-Bob Newhart

Here's an oldie but goodie that hopefully hasn't been re-posted a thousand times:

A man is making love to his boss's wife and she passionately whispers in his ear, "Kiss me!"

He says, "Are you out of your mind? I shouldn't even be doing THIS!'

I read that in Bob Newhart's autobiography years ago and it has always stuck out as one of those weird jokes that halfwa...

Listen, the last thing I want to do here is be condescending

That means "to talk down to"

*(Credit: Bob Newhart)*

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His cat died......

I heard this joke during a Bob Newhart concert....
One day this feller gets a call from his brother "Bill" (a metrosexual) who asked him to take care of his cat while he went on a business trip. The brother "Larry" (a Marine) agreed and Bill came over and dropped off the cat and a very long list ...

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