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Birthday Candle Jokes

How do you blow out your birthday candles during a pandemic?

You don't. There is no cake. The party is canceled!

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out? I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

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Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant)

Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles.

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The joke store

A guy gets a job at a practical joke store.

To help him learn the ropes, the proprietor has him spend the first week just sorting through all the different practical jokes they sell, learning what they do and making sure everything's correctly labelled and organised. And what a variety! They'...

As a young man, I used to love my birthday parties

, but now anytime my birthday candles are lit state law requires that a fire extinguisher be present.

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