I like watching horror films behind the sofa.

That way my neighbours don’t know I’m there.

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Little Johnny cussed all the time....

And his parents told him, "If you keep on cussing, all you'll get for Christmas is shit."

He didn't seem to care and kept cussing.

On Christmas morning he looked under the tree - a pile of shit.

He peeked behind the sofa - another pile of shit.

He checked every closet - n...

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