A guy was driving down a long stretch of country highway, when he approached a fruit stand. The sign above read, "We have peaches that taste like anything and everything, guaranteed!" The man thought about it, and decided to stop. He thought this has to be bullshit. So he approaches the old, feeble ...
Two men see a dog licking its nads
The first man says, "I wish I could do that." The second man says, "What do you mean? Anyone can lick a dog's nads."
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A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall
They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart nad then slide back together again.
The boy asked, ’What is this, Father?’ The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ’Son, I have never seen anything like this in my ...