Austin Powers Jokes - 5 Hilarious Austin Powers Jokes

Did you hear Disney is making Austin Powers into a Jedi?

It's called Obi-have

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What did Austin Powers say when he visited the apiary?

Oh bee HIVE!

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A fav from Austin Powers

Hope a movie script is okay for this subreddit:
Dr. Evil and Austin Powers are hurriedly climbing up a ladder, when Austin falls, grabbing onto Dr Evil's pants on the way down, thus dropping his pants a certain amount:
Austin *in his heavily accented voice* : "You know, Dr. Evil... I always th...

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Anyone remember this from the Austin Powers commercial?

"If you see one movie this summer... see Starwars... but if you see two movies see Austin Powers...."

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At 26 years old. I just learned

That the Austin Powers movies are James Bond spoofs.

TLDR: The joke is my life.

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