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Antacid Jokes

I usually feed Tums to ants

Because it's like antacid to them.

An insane Harvard research study just proved that when ants are tripping on LSD, they can't get heartburn.

Apparently it works as an antacid.

Will an Ant trip if you...

Give it antacid?

If you ever want to cause an ant to have a psychedelic trip, feed it Tums

Because it’s antacid.

If an ant ate Tums, would it die or trip balls?

Ya know, cuz Tums are antacids.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Drunk chick walks into a bar...

and she calls over the bartender, and says, "Beertender! Gimme a martooni!"

The bartender patiently gives her a martini, which she disposes of quickly, then yells at him again. "Beertender! Gimme another martooni!"

He rolls his eyes and serves her another. But not ten minutes later...

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