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I usually feed Tums to ants

Because it's like antacid to them.
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An insane Harvard research study just proved that when ants are tripping on LSD, they can't get heartburn.

Apparently it works as an antacid.
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Will an Ant trip if you...

Give it antacid?
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If you ever want to cause an ant to have a psychedelic trip, feed it Tums

Because it’s antacid.
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If an ant ate Tums, would it die or trip balls?

Ya know, cuz Tums are antacids.
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Drunk chick walks into a bar...

and she calls over the bartender, and says, "Beertender! Gimme a martooni!"

The bartender patiently gives her a martini, which she disposes of quickly, then yells at him again. "Beertender! Gimme another martooni!"

He rolls his eyes and serves her another. But not ten minutes later...

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