An insane Harvard research study just proved that when ants are tripping on LSD, they can't get heartburn.
Apparently it works as an antacid.
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Will an Ant trip if you...
Give it antacid?
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If you ever want to cause an ant to have a psychedelic trip, feed it Tums
Because itβs antacid.
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If an ant ate Tums, would it die or trip balls?
Ya know, cuz Tums are antacids.
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Drunk chick walks into a bar...
and she calls over the bartender, and says, "Beertender! Gimme a martooni!"
The bartender patiently gives her a martini, which she disposes of quickly, then yells at him again. "Beertender! Gimme another martooni!"
He rolls his eyes and serves her another. But not ten minutes later...
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