A man calls his doctor because he suspects he has Corona
They discuss his symptoms and conclude that he indeed has the disease.
Doctor: you will need to start the 3P diet.
Man: the 3P diet? What's that?
Doctor: pizza, pancakes, and panini
Man: but doctor, why?
Doctor: because they fit under the door
I found some nice smart clothing in a shop.
I walked up to cashier and put down a few coppers.
The cashier looked at the money and said, "Sir... this isn't enough. I'll need another £1,299.97."
"What do you mean?" I asked angrily. "The assistant said it's a 3p suit."
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