I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places he said stop going to those places
I’ve been in love with the same woman for 41 years if my wife finds out she’ll kill me
A man walks into a library and asks I hope you don’t have a book on reverse psychology
There was a beautiful y...
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." —Henny Youngman
Henry "Henny" Youngman was an English-American comedian and musician famous for his mastery of the "one-liner". 1906 - 1988
When have videogames ever hurt anyone?
Well actually, three thousand people were killed in California in the 1906 earthquake. That was San Andreas's fault.
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