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The Chinese President has decided to make a red book of quotes, like Mao Zedong did.

He's calling it "That's what Xi said"

What do you call a communist cat?

Meow Zedong

Have you heard of the leader of the bovine communist movement?

Cow Zedong, better known as Chairman Cow.

Great guy.

Had the most mooving speeches.

What do you call a funny dictator?

Lmao Zedong

How do chinese people laugh over the internet?

Lmao Zedong

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