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A man get pulled over for speeding.

The officer walks up to the driver window and the driver rolls it down.

Officer: “can I see your license”

Driver: “sorry I can’t do that, I don’t have a license.”

Officer: “you don’t have one?”

Driver: “yup, lost it drunk driving 5 times”

Officer: “okay, can I see ...

Baseball & Football -George Carlin

Baseball is different from any other sport, very different. For instance, in most sports you score points or goals; in baseball you score runs. In most sports the ball, or object, is put in play by the offensive team; in baseball the defensive team puts the ball in play, and only the defense is allo...

There's a mother potato with three daughter potatoes...

All three daughter potatoes have recently gotten engaged and are coming home to celebrate. The first daughter potato gets home and says "Mom, you won't believe it. I'm engaged to an Idaho potato!"

"Oh," says the mother potato, "an Idaho? Well that's a fine tater! Just a great tater! I'm so ha...

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