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Welshmen Jokes

How do Welshmen find sheep in long grass?

Delightful

Two Englishman, Irishmen, Welshmen and Scotsmen were stranded on an island.

The Scotsmen got together and started a bank

The Welshmen got together and started a choir

The Irishmen got together and started a fight

Whereas, the two Englishmen didn't even speak to each other.

They hadn't been introduced!

Why do Welshmen like to embarrass their wives?

It makes them rather sheepish.

Welsh pub

One day a man walked into a pub in Wales and ordered a pint of beer.

All the other men in the bar looked at him and the bartender asked, "You're not from around here, are you lad?"

"No," replied the man, "I'm from London."

"So, boyo," said the bartender, "What do you do for a ...

New Zealand scientists have discovered two new uses for sheep...

Meat and wool.

(Exchange for Welshmen if need be)

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