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Weasley Jokes

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Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are talking. Harry says, "Ron, I'm gay."

"Are you fucking serious?!" asks Ron.

"Yeah...that too," says Harry.

What walks on 8 legs until it's one years old, 4 legs until it's twenty years old and then 2 legs for the remainder of it's life?

Fred and George Weasley.

What does Harry Potter play with when he's bored?

Ginny Weasley's emotions.

Ron Weasley lives a happy life and dies. But what does he reincarnate as?

A neuron

How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale?

Weasley twins are 50% off

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