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Washing Line Jokes

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My neighbour asked if I had been stealing clothes off her washing line..

I nearly shit her pants

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The beautiful woman next door came around complaining about items going missing from her washing line and threatened to call the police...

I nearly crapped her pants!

What's worse than attaching a baby to a washing line and spinning it around at 100mph?

Stopping it with a shovel.

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My neighbour came over and complained some items of clothes were missing from her washing line....

....I was so nervous she'd find out it was me, I almost shit her pants.

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My next-door neighbour accused me of stealing her underwear from her washing line.

I was so shocked I almost crapped her pants.

My wife came rushing in out of the garden and said, "There's a pair of my knickers missing off the washing line."

I said, "I know, the two kids from next door have them." She said, "The dirty little perverts." I said, "It's nothing like that, they mentioned something about building a hammock."

Looking out of the window I saw a neighbour stealing my socks off the washing line

I was going to confront him but I got cold feet

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The sexy 21yr old woman that lives nextdoor to me just knocked on my door and accused me of stealing underwear from her washing line...

...i almost shit her pants!

My hot neighbor knocked on my door the other day.

She said that someone had been stealing her underwear from her washing line and that she had called the police.

I nearly shat in her knickers!

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