Vehicle Registration Jokes - 4 Hilarious Vehicle Registration Jokes

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An Elderly Woman Gets Pulled Over For Speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding.

Older Woman: Oh, I see.

Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please?

Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one.

Traffic Cop: Don't have one?

O...

A woman was pulled over for speeding...

When the officer reaches the vehicle he informs the woman that she was driving more than double the speed limit and asks to see her license and registration. The woman refuses to produce them and, when asked why, states that she doesn't have a license or registration and that the vehicle is stolen. ...

A police officers stops a young man going 80 in a 30 kmph Zone

Police Officer: Can I see your drivers license?

Man: I don’t have it. I had to give it away three weeks ago for driving drunk the fifth time in one week.

P: Okay may I see the Vehicle Registration?

M: It isn’t my Car I stole it.

P: The car is stolen?

M: Yes but I t...

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Jerks of the Highway

(Heard long ago, source: unknown)

A man is driving his car on [U.S. 50 through Nevada](http://unusualplaces.org/u-s-route-50-americas-loneliest-road/), and he's rather surprised to see someone jump out in the road in front of him dressed in bright green from head to foot. The driver slams on ...

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