What's a four letter word describing a female that ends in -unt?
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A man waiting at the airport overhears some people mention that the Pope will be on board his flight
"the Pope!" He thought. "Getting to see or even meet him would be amazing!"
He boards rhe plane with everyone and luckily enough his seat is right next to his holiness himself.
The man is nervous and doesn't know what to say to him so he remains quiet and begins reading his book. ...
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight.
A gentleman is preparing to board a plane, when he hears that the Pope is on the same flight. “This is exciting,” thinks the gentleman. “Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Imagine his surprise when the Pope sits down in the seat next to him. Shortly after take-off, the Pope begins a crosswo...
Two men are sitting next to one another on a plane...
The one guy is doing a crossword puzzle and is growing increasingly agitated.
“Need any help?”, says the guy on the aisle.
“Thanks. I need a four letter word for a female, ending in ‘unt’”.
“No problem. Anything else?”
A guy was boarding a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight. "This is exciting!" thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope himself!
Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to His Holiness.
Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out of his carry on bag and began penciling in the answers.
"This is fantastic!" the gentleman mused. "I'm really good at crosswords!"
It crossed his mind that if ...
Joe was doing a crossword puzzle in a train car.
the guy next to him and the two women behind her were also doing the same puzzle.
once, the guy asked him "whats a word ending with *k* and means intercourse?"
he replied "talk"
behind him, the woman asked "hey you got an eraser?"
later the guy asked "you know a w...
The Pope gets on an aeroplane and sits next to an Irishman
His cardinals sit behind him and the Irishman. The aeroplane gets high up in the air and the Pope takes out a crossword that he's been solving and gets stuck on one clue. The clue has three letters already filled.
*"14. A woman in your life."*
The Pope shows the clue t...
Cardinal on way to Vatican Doing Crossword In Airplane
Asks guy next to him for help:
"Can you help me, I need the first letter to a 4 letter word and am stuck. I have a guess but I think it's not right. Last 3 letters are unt"
Neighbor: "Yes, of course, it's an A as in Aunt"
Cardinal: "Thank you! Of course. Would you happen t...
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NSFW What word starts with a 'C' and then ends with 'U-N-T'?
you dumb cunt.
So this British couple adopt a German baby...
... and as it grows from a babe-in-arms, to a toddler, it never makes a sound.
As the child grows into a young boy, he stays silent and it gets to the point where his adopted parents are really worried.
As the boy gets older, he still never says a word.
Then one day, the family ...
A man takes a seat on a plane next to, none other than, the Pope.
The whole flight the man sweats beads being so nervous having been sat next to his holiness.
The man is able to keep his calm and avoid an awkward conversation as the Pope focuses all of his attention on a crossword puzzle.
A couple hours into the flight the man hears his Holiness mu...
Two men are sat completing a crossword puzzle on a train, sat across from them is a Priest. The first man starts to scratch his head, and he asks the man across from him:
"A word, four across, ending with unt..."
The other man asks him:
"Well, what's the clue?"
So the Pope is doing a crossword puzzle when a Bishop walks in.
"What is a four letter word for a woman that ends in -unt?" the Pope asks. The Bishop thinks for a minute, afraid to say such a word to the holiest of men. Then a miracle comes to him. "A-unt?" he suggests. "Yes, that fits better, got an eraser?"
"What do we want?"
"A cure for Tourettes"
"When do we want it?"
A man is sitting on a plane next to the pope...
The pope was working on a crossword puzzle and the man saw that one of the problems was a four letter word for female that ended in "unt".
The man wanted to help the pope, but really didn't want to say the answer. Finally, after thinking and thinking, the man tells the pope "aunt". The pop...