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Undefined Jokes

What's an undefined feeling?

When your mother-in-law crashes your brand new car and dies.

Undefined values are not useful for opinion polls

0 out of 0 statisticians agree.

A mathematician tried to divide his Reddit post by zero..

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A woman peers into her bedroom mirror and sighs, deeply.

Her husband quickly asks what the issue is, concerned. She turns around, facing him, “I’m not who I used to be. My forehead is wrinkly, my nose and ears are giant, my lips are deflated and my crows feet are deepen more and more by the day! My collar bones are undefined and my arms are flappy. My beh...

Number jokes, anyone?

4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions.

There are 3 kinds of people. Those who can count and those who can't.

There are 10 types of people who understand binary. Those who do and those who don't.

There are (undefined) number of people who understand dividing by zero.
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I'm so tilted

My slope is undefined

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Engineering pickup lines

Engineering pickup lines:

Hey babe, what's your factor of safety?

Can I use my sigma to find your tau max?

What frequency does it take to make your O-me-ga

How big does your period need to be to reduce our frequency

How about you and I go have a couple moment
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