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A British national travelling to Australia on holiday is stopped at customs after getting off the plane. There, the customs agent asks him, "business or pleasure?"

"Pleasure," he replies.

"Anything to declare?"

"Does jet lag count?" the Brit asks with a cheesy smile. The Aussie ...

A visitor enters a mental asylum...

And sees three patients sitting at a table laughing uncontrollably as they chat amongst one another.


Patient 1: Sixteen!


\*They all laugh laugh historically\*


Patient 2: Five!


\*They all bursts out laughing\*


Visitor: Excuse me doctor,...

I told my friend about a defective mouse..

But he seemed unamused. I guess it just didn't click.

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So two guys are driving in the middle of nowhere...

And their car breaks down.

They had no cell service, so they started walking. Eventually they come upon a house surrounded by fields of fruit. They knock on the front door and say to the man who answered the door. "Hey man, our car broke down a couple miles back and it's getting late. Do you ...

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A man walks into a sketchy pet shop looking for a different type of pet...

The man at the shop says, "Well, sir, I have a crocodile with 5 legs." The man says, "No, I've seen that before." "How about this short-necked giraffe?" "Isn't that just a deer?" The man asked. "Moving on the shopkeep replied in a hurry. As they continued on, the man saw something in the back of the...

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